This shows up on my dash like once a month and it’s funny every time.
This is still my favorite comic holy shit
The username he goes by is Matt_Rat and his comics are fucking hilarious
(Source: , via encourage)
if someone ever kidnaps me im just going to shit my pants because they either have to wipe my ass or deal with the smell and i want them to have it rough
When a game has “And you.” in the special thanks section of the credits.
the most accurate post I’ll ever make
"This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before"
"Tumblr is a hate-free environment!"
Oh god I am delirious….
I’m laughing so hard I can’t breathe.
waking up your friend the morning after a sleepover like
when someone gives you directions but you go the wrong way